- Wife:It’s your turn to do the dishes.
- Husband:The doctor said I’m allergic to water.
- Wife:Then I’ll wash, you mop the floor?
- Husband: Mopping hurts my back; I won’t be able to carry you.
- Wife: Hmph, do you even love me anymore?
- Husband: Of course I do, that’s why I’m resting.
- Wife: Fine, carry me to the TV then.
- Husband: Sure, but grab the remote first.
- Wife: Here, I got it.
- Husband: Since you’re already up, might as well mop the floor.
- Wife: …